Monday, 9 May 2011

Stalker Anthems

I bet you all enjoy sundays.. You can do what you like, when u like.. with whom u like...
whilst i enjoy the sunday that is my everyday life. And the uselessness is awesome..

What do i do? i love listening to music. and thats where the trouble starts.

You listen to awesome songs recommended by your friends and then fall in love with the lyrics..
All you want to do is sing a long.. Google the lyrics and the songs on your page..
now sing along... and then, "hey! hey! hey!! waitaminute! these lyrics are so creepy!"
Thats right.. Who the funk wrote them!? So here i am bringing to you awesome creepy songs that we all listened to, we sang along! but never realized the Stalker-ness in them! Heres my list of creepy songs!
so without further ado.. i bring to you.


1. Escape - Enrique Iglesias.
Stalker Quotient - "You can run, You can hide, but u cant escape my love..."

Dude, if she is running let her go.

2. Tu Haan kar ya Na kar - Darr
Stalker Quotient - "Tu haan kar ya na kar tu hai meri Kiran"

have you notices ever since the release of this song parents have stopped naming their kids kiran!?

3. Santa Claus is coming to town - Christmas Carols! (yes! it is creepy!)
Stalker Quotient - "He sees when your sleeping.. He knows when your awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.. so be good for goodness sake.. santa claus is coming to town!"

Stalker Claus!! leave the kids alone!!!

4. Like a stone - AudioSlave
Stalker Quotient - "In your House, I long to be.. Room by room patiently, I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there... Alone"

No! No! No! Dude seriously!! that is just wrong! Girls dont like that man!
Call her, be nice. if she like you she'll call you over.. and please use the stairs and ring the doorbell!!

5. Mary had a little Lamb - Nursery Rhyme (yes kids you've been trained to stalk from nursery!)
Stalker Quotient - "Mary had a little lamb, It followed her everywhere"

Minced meet?

6. Superman - Eminem ( i know, i know this one is meant to be that way, but it qualifies for my list!)
Stalker Quotient - "We'll be friends.. I'll call you again, I'll chase you around every bar you attend, Never know what type of car i'll be in.. see how much you'll be partying then!"

Its meant to be that way.

7. I wanna be your underwear - Bryan Adams (yes he did it too!!)
Stalker Quotient - "i wanna be your t-shirt whens it wet.. i wanna be the shower when you sweat"

Listen to the whole song.. its a complete stalker anthem!!

8. Lal Duppatte wali - Aanken (govinda, chunkey pandey)
Stalker Quotient - "o lal duppate wali tera naam toh bata.."

Eve teasing at its best!

Dont download.. Piracy is bad.. (lol!!)

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